Mundane Life Explorers Pillows

Crab with a clown face.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Great, now we're lost."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'In denial and loving it!'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

No crawling sign in the desert.

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Life bingo

"Where did I come from?"

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

No Smoking in the Castle

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

"I'm lost!"

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

"I'm thinking of going back to work now I've had kids beat me up"

LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'