Mundane Adventurer Mugs

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Crab with a clown face.

Man fishing with large bait

Get crazy once in a while

A private jet takes off

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Imagine

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Destiny is all...

'How do I know your ours?'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Wipe Your Feet

No crawling sign in the desert.

Children playing in a library

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"