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The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

A private jet takes off

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Welcome to our meeting!

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'I've got seamail.'

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Suzi, c'mon doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

"Looks like rain."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

Missing socks squad.

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

Synchronised swimmers 'walking the plank' of pirate ship.

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class with a mid-size car makes a daring choice: 'I'll have the large size.'

'Now what, I ask you, coul dpossible go wrong on this picture perfect day?'

Young Humpty

Zebra Crossing

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

Divorcing the boring husband