Mundane Life Explorer Mugs

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Did you get my tweet?"

Crab with a clown face.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Welcome to our meeting!

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Danger Quicksand

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

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