Mundane Life Explorer Prints

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Crab with a clown face.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Welcome to our meeting!

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Danger Quicksand

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

How?

No crawling sign in the desert.