Life's Absurdity Explorer Prints

"I'm thinking of going back to work now I've had kids beat me up"

"I need to tinkle."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Crab with a clown face.

"Now you can send it."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Imagine

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Operation.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Trapeze artists commuting

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Khan Hunt

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

Unusual Retirement Plans

'Oh dear.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

The shopping trolley up Everest.