Unconscious Explorer Mugs

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Sigmund Freud

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dog Nightmares

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Crab with a clown face.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

I think therefore I am.

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Amateur Palmist

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Things that scare Jimmy