Subconscious Explorer Mugs

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

A man dreams of a snake

Clancy: Dreaming of Being A Dog

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Swelling

Dog Nightmares

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Crab with a clown face.

X-ray Psychology.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

I think therefore I am.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"You have got to want to change."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"Adolescencia"

Brain Sunrise

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy