Occult Explorer Mugs

Amateur Palmist

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'OK, so he's not praying to God but at least he's taking an interest in religion.'

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Crab with a clown face.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Nostradamus.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Yonder