Occult Explorer Prints

Amateur Palmist

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'OK, so he's not praying to God but at least he's taking an interest in religion.'

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Crab with a clown face.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Nostradamus.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Yonder