Occult Adventurer Mugs

Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Paranormal A-Z...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Amateur Palmist

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Tom Mullica.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"I'll be right back."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Wiccapedia.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Castaway with a tennis court.

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Can't you just text me..?

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

The Paranormal Society...

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."