Occult Adventurer Gifts

Paranormal A-Z...

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Amateur Palmist

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Wiccapedia.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"I'll be right back."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Castaway with a tennis court.

The Paranormal Society...

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Can't you just text me..?

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.