Unconventional Warrior T-Shirts

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Pub Kendo.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Hot dog.

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Fencing Lessons

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Food Fight

Cr�che Seige

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

The Browntail Craptor

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Sword Fight

Martial art painting.

"I think he's running as an independent."

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

'Don't get smart with me!'

Fun at the office: Touch

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

War and Technology

"The system's down."

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'