Anti-stereotype Warrior Gifts

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Macho Vegetarian

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Stupid bean counter!"

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

"Body milk is rubbish! Not only does it taste awful in my coffee but I still have my wrinkles!"

"Let me guess...you're Asian, so you're really smart."

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

Junk food...

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Earsplitting Rock Music.

Woman stands on scales which have two categories: Too Skinny / Too Fat.

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"