Anti-stereotype Warrior Gifts

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Macho Vegetarian

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

I heart my bum.

You People

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"Stupid bean counter!"

"Why are you smiling?"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

Earsplitting Rock Music.

Junk food...

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

Sure Would Be Nice

"Body milk is rubbish! Not only does it taste awful in my coffee but I still have my wrinkles!"

"It's not as easy as it looks."

"Let me guess...you're Asian, so you're really smart."

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

Woman stands on scales which have two categories: Too Skinny / Too Fat.