Antistereotype Advocate Gifts

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"He's gone goth"

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

Macho Vegetarian

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Shall I be mother?

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

The emergence of a leader.

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'