Antistereotype Advocate Pillows

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"He's gone goth"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Macho Vegetarian

Shall I be mother?

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

*Sigh*

The emergence of a leader.

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

24 Words for Melting Snow