Anti-bias Advocate Pillows

Anti-Bias Training Seminar: No Sagittarians!

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"We need a union!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Slavery Reparations

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"We don't serve your kind."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Anonymous Donations

Couple

End of Affirmative Action

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Poor vs Rich

"Overruled."

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?