Bias Awareness Pillows

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Alms Bank

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Judge Mental.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Time's running out for Africa

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sewer Rats

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Lack History Month

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

Trickle down...

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'