Bias Awareness Pillows

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Alms Bank

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

More Unequal Than Others

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Judge Mental.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Time's running out for Africa

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Sewer Rats

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

Lack History Month

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Trickle down...

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

"Weather rebuttal."

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"