Bias Detective Pillows

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"It's a setup."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"See...polystyrene!"

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

Trump under the Dunning Kruger effect

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"