Hypocrisy Detective Pillows

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Safety Barriers

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"See...polystyrene!"

We have control of you brain.

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Political Science

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"They're not home.."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'I've dealt with it - he's sitting on the naughty step thinking about his behaviour.'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

End of crisis

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

look out it might be a fake

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).