Hypocrisy Hunters Pillows

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

The Press

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Hunters in a forest.

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

Reporter #3: can.

Bribery

Colonel Bagshot.

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"I am looking for justice.'

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

'I know this is unfair, Rossetti, but that's what makes it fun.'

Eco Thinking

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

Deer in the crosshairs