Hypocrisy Detectives Pillows

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

We have control of you brain.

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Political Science

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

End of crisis

Fake news on social media

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

Eco Thinking

'I know this is unfair, Rossetti, but that's what makes it fun.'

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

'He's a true hypochondriac. He always keeps his hands in his pockets to keep them from folding over his chest.'

"... and then she had the nerve to play the ‘you keep cheating on me’ card."

"I'm liberal and tolerant. Anyone who disagrees with me should be allowed to choose his or her way of death."

Wilting EU Flowers

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

"Careful, pal! 'Hillbilly' is a word you're not allowed to use unless you are one."