Hypocrisy Hunter Pillows

"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Running in please pass

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Hunters in a forest.

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

Colonel Bagshot.

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

'We're trying to get 'Keith Richards on Sobriety'...'

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

'That was my first ever kill.'

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

'I know this is unfair, Rossetti, but that's what makes it fun.'

Eco Thinking

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

Really obvious 'Idiots Anonymous'

"... and then she had the nerve to play the ‘you keep cheating on me’ card."

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

Deer in the crosshairs

"I hunt only for food."