Hypocrisy Observer Pillows

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

TV and man

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"Die alone"

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

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Opposing viewpoint.

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

"No apology after making us orphans."

Terrorist Save.

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'Well done, Goldsmith. You handled yourself like an old pro' in there.'