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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

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"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

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"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

"Die alone"

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

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"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

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Opposing viewpoint.

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Plastidad

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

"No apology after making us orphans."

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