Comical Hypocrisy Observer Pillows

"We've got some seriously creepy neighbours."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Die alone"

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

TV and man

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"Don't touch that Jake! It's bad for you!"

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

'I'm afraid we're not able to offer you a raise but in five years you could be in line to get your own work pencil.'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"With all due respect, I prefer the term 'con artisan'."

"No apology after making us orphans."

'Well done, Goldsmith. You handled yourself like an old pro' in there.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Terrorist Save.

Elderly Dating

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".