Comedy Game Observer Pillows

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

"My computer just texted me."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Hey! This is news."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

Koko's little list

Elderly Dating

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"What they hell are we looking at."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'Mismatched Mantras'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement