Comedy Game Observer Prints

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

"My computer just texted me."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Scientist seen on loch.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Hey! This is news."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Elderly Dating

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

"What they hell are we looking at."

Koko's little list

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'Mismatched Mantras'

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

"How's the gastric band working out?"

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'