Comic Observer Pillows

Actualities - 'I'd rather see a hurricane whirling through my garden than one of these devilish crinolines!'

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'