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"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

100 best beheadings

"My computer just texted me."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Hey! This is news."

Glimpses One Dollar

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Men and Women's changing rooms

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Pop up hell

Koko's little list

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"What they hell are we looking at."

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

Tiger Woods.

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

'Mismatched Mantras'

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

'The fish and chips are very nice.'