Comedic Tv Observer Gifts

"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"My computer just texted me."

100 best beheadings

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"Hey! This is news."

Glimpses One Dollar

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Pop up hell

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

Tiger Woods.

Koko's little list

"What they hell are we looking at."

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

"How's the gastric band working out?"

'Mismatched Mantras'

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

'The fish and chips are very nice.'