Comedic Political Observer Gifts

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

State Budget.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"My computer just texted me."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Hey! This is news."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'