Comedic Election Enthusiast Gifts

"Eddie's undecided. The future of the country rests with Eddie."

"Good boy."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'If only every year was an election year.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

An informed voter is a good voter

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Joe Biden

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Totalitarian Humour

Prostate: 51st State

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Honest Voting Stickers

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Joe Biden

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Election 2020