Comedic Family Observer Pillows

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

'My parents are having a fight right now.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"My computer just texted me."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

I think it's time he left home.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Waiting Room

Overprotective Father

Glimpses One Dollar

"Hey! This is news."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Men and Women's changing rooms

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"What they hell are we looking at."

"Go say something nice about your mother's corporation."

"How's the gastric band working out?"

Copenhagen Three Degrees.