Political Correctness Observer Pillows

'Don't call me mutt. I prefer the term 'hybrid.'

'Albino? No. Call him non-black. You can't say fairer than that.'

'Wait a minute there buddy! Who told you that it was me that called you black?'

'We don't call it 'locked up' anymore. We now call it 'travel compromised'.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

State Budget.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Safe spaces?

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

This is where Brent council sends you

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

Cornucopia of guns

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'