Political Correctness Explorer Pillows

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Don't think of it as a prison cell. Think of it as a safe space where you can perfect your ability to abide by the law."

"Creepy-crawlies is deeply offensive to us - we prefer disconcerting perambulators."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."