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'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Don't think of it as a prison cell. Think of it as a safe space where you can perfect your ability to abide by the law."

"Creepy-crawlies is deeply offensive to us - we prefer disconcerting perambulators."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

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'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."