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Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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"I'm after the history section."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Non discrimination to Vampires

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."