Hypocrisy Exposer Pillows

'I know this is unfair, Rossetti, but that's what makes it fun.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Panama Papers Scandal

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Oh great, not him. That lawyer is as crooked as them come. We're screwed.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

The Cycle of Cash

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

Eco Thinking

"Let me be clear. . ."

Medicare fraud in Miami

Banks: Customers make a point.

"The 'payroll giving' is a great idea...I managed to triple claim mine against tax on my second income and saved a fortune!"

Arrest of Alvaro Colom

"I told you he was honest."

"I'm liberal and tolerant. Anyone who disagrees with me should be allowed to choose his or her way of death."

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

"... and then she had the nerve to play the ‘you keep cheating on me’ card."

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'