Hypocrisy Hunters Prints

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

The Press

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Hunters in a forest.

Bribery

Reporter #3: can.

Colonel Bagshot.

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

"I am looking for justice.'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

Sniff

'I know this is unfair, Rossetti, but that's what makes it fun.'

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

Eco Thinking

Deer in the crosshairs

'We always wanted to have a mounted deer head but loathe the thought of animals being harmed.'