Hypocrisy Detective Prints

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Safety Barriers

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

We have control of you brain.

"See...polystyrene!"

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Political Science

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"They're not home.."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

'I've dealt with it - he's sitting on the naughty step thinking about his behaviour.'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Why Americans don't vote"

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

End of crisis

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look out it might be a fake

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."