Bias Detective Prints

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"See...polystyrene!"

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."