Overcoming Stereotypes Gifts

"Why are you smiling?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Macho Vegetarian

Shall I be mother?

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Accountants around the campfire.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'