Stereotype Breakers Gifts

Accountants around the campfire.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Macho Vegetarian

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

*Sigh*

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."