Stereotype-defier Gifts

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Macho Vegetarian

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Shall I be mother?

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

*Sigh*

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."