Anti-discrimination Warrior Gifts

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Equal pay for equal work

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

No means No!

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

You People

Feeding at the Trough

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Labour Protests

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Sexual Harassment

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

Equality

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"I know you insisted on getting off here, but this area is for employees only. Are you sure you know where you're going?"

UN human rights Commission has classified forced feeding of Guantanamo hunger strikers as torture.

"Why is she shouting"

Scapegoats shooting gallery.

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

Women's Rights