Challenger Of Stereotypes Gifts

"Boys don't play with dolls, but you can wash all her dresses if you like."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Shall I be mother?

California Beverages Map

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I don't always fart when your friends are over. But when I do, I make sure I sneak out so they think it's you."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

What If?

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'