Stereotype Challenger Gifts

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."

Conclusions Drawn: Still lives at home with Mom and Dad.

'I see you're highly intelligent. That's fine for academia, but here in the real world we're looking for people with common sense.'

"I don't care what Julie's mummy said. Two parent families are not freaky and weird."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

' ... The average American male ...'

"I get tired of people assuming so much about me...so I made this."

'Why do they always draw us eating this stuff? I could murder a plate of scrambled eggs with truffles.'

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Ouch!... Flaming, women drivers!'

"It's a myth actually, we're neither busy or eager."

"Men aren't too bright. They chose a dog as a best friend while we girls chose diamonds."

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

'Next on Oprah - dogs who are sick of being stereotyped as man's best friend!'

"You're writing letters in the masculine again."

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

Male Kangaroo Pouches.

How well do you know Europe: Look at this group of Europeans and identify who is from Kilkenny, Ireland, who is from department Bouches-Du-Rhone, France and who is from Saxony, East Germany.

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

"We constantly challenge macho stereotypes."

"I think we have a substitute teacher today."

"Why do women live on average three years longer than men?"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Do you have a book on jobs men are best at?"

"You two are under arrest for violating the anti-stereotype law!"

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Looks like accountants are not as boring as you think they are."

"Your Momma's rich and your Daddy's good lookin' so hush little baby, don't you cry."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

The men thing...

Bull In a china shop

Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip. No. 2: Don't assume I come from a close-knit family of 438.