Age Stereotype Challenger Gifts

"This is Mrs. McBride from marketing."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Aprons

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"How is it gendered?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

Shall I be mother?

Macho Vegetarian

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

*Sigh*

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."