Winter Fashion Rebel Gifts

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Canada Goose Jackets

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'