Seasonal Style Rebel Gifts

"His upper body knows it's winter. His legs are in denial."

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Unsuitable clothing.

A woman buries her broken heart

Poinsettia

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

It's my summer robe.

New for Fall

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

Underwear boy at 80

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Hipster Yard

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'I hate Christmas!'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

"What's the problem? Never seen a shark's tooth earing before?"

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

The Senior Fashionista

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

New look at Power Ties, Inc.